Elephants are Stupid – No Really, They’re Just Big Dumb
Animals.
Bathroom Etiquette for the Modern Man – Don’t be THAT Guy.
Dating for Convicts and Congressmen – Keep it Consensual.
Belt Knives – The Perfect Office Accessory?
Office Assassin – Or, Basically What to do About Bryan from
Accounting.
Rhinos, Brothers of the Elephant – Also so, so Stupid.
How to Walk Down the Hallway – A Short Guide to Walking in a
Straight Freaking Line for Women of a Certain Age.
Tee-Ball Dad – How to Motivate Your Son to Better Sports
Performance Through Intimidation and Emotional Abuse.
Henry Winchester Fogglesbottom, III – The Life and Times of
my Majestic Terrier Mutt. Still
Basically Just a Dog Though.
"How to Walk Down the Hallway – A Short Guide to Walking in a Straight Freaking Line for Women of a Certain Age."
ReplyDeleteAnd then you are a jerk for trying to pass them when they bump into you. Just pick a point on the horizon and focus, lady.
Is this a Kickstarter?
ReplyDeleteOh my god, it makes me so angry.
ReplyDeleteMy other favorite is people who walk just inside doorways and stop.
Straight cash homie.
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