John: What? No, of course not.
Tom: No, you did. I watched you do…HEY you’re doing it again right now.
John: No, I don’t think that’s true.
Tom: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I JUST WATCHED YOU DO IT AS I WAS SAYING “I JUST WATCH…DAMMIT STOP SPITTING IN MY LEMONADE!
John: Okay okay, I did just spit in it this time but that was really more your fault than mine- shouting at me to spit in your lemonade like that. How could I not?
Tom: I SAID STOP SPITTING IN IT. STOP IT!
John: Are you sure I was the one who spit in it? I mean there are lots of people about. It could have been almost anyone.
Tom: I’m sure it was you. I hate you so, so much.
John: I think you spit in it.
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