This Blog Needs More Snark

 Me: *pulls into grocery store parking lot, gets out of car* Dog in car next to me: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK Me: Why are you barkin...

Ok, look. I'm not going to sit here and deny the fact that British alternative rock/anarchist punk band, Chumbawumba's Tubthumping, ...

Dear Sir/Madam, (I'd wager madams rarely frequent the room where this missive finds you.) Although in the past you have always kindly ...

Never turn your back on a bear. They are all malicious gossips and will pounce on the opportunity to talk about you behind your back to t...

Mary Goodnight : Good afternoon James. James Bond: Hello love. Any news? No don’t answer that. I know there isn’t any bloody news. ...

(downtown office of Punch McGarnicle: businessman) Ok.  Well, thank you for coming in to interview today, Mr. Van Huesen was it? Van H...

Let it gooo. Let it go. I am one with the wind and sky.  Let it...Oh, hey Dad, just belting out some of the classics.  Mmm, she said she ne...