Eyes Cream

Hey, there.  Welcome to Bob's Twisted Ice Creams.  What can I get for you?

Oh, uh...never been in before.  Just thought I'd see what you have.

Well, glad to have you in.  Thirty-two original, proprietary flavors.

Oh, great.  I noticed they aren't labeled.  Wait, did you just say proprie...

Oh, no need for labels!  I have them all memorized.  Not a lot of turn over in the frozen, tasty treat biz you know.  Now, what'll it be.  Pick your poison...or any other flavor.  Heh, heh.

Um...ok.  I'll go with the chocolate I guess.

Ah ha ha ha!!!                      Oh, sorry.  You were serious.  I guess that does look a little like chocolate.  I don't think Haggis is in season.

Wha...Nevermind.        Is that red one...

Tomato?!  Sure is!  Man, it is hot in here.  Especially for an ice cream parlor.  Does your chin ever sweat excessively?  Come to think of it, that might make a nice flav...
 
Whoa!     Just...whoa.         Just hold your cabbage a minute.  Don't say it.        My good sir, I think I am starting to see where this sketch is going.  The ice creams aren't labeled, so I am to go down the line naming each flavor I think I see, and then you correct me by telling me what each one really is.

Yes, sir.

Ok, let's get started.  I shall play my part with vigor.  I'll have the vanilla.

You mean the toothpaste.

Ok, how about the mint chocolate chip.

That would be, of course,Gorgonzola.

Of course.  And, the pink one here.  Not strawberry I suppose.

Cookies and Clam!

Yes, well...how about the one behind it?

That flavor is wallet.

Sure. And next to it?

Antonio Banderas.  No, wait...Sriracha. Sorry about that.

No, worries.  Hey, how about this purple flavor.

Angst.

Very good.  And over here.

That would be Carl.  I could heat that up for you if you like.  Would you be interested in a Hot Carl?

Uh...

Please order a "Hot Carl".

Certainly not!  Now, moving on.  The yellow one there?

Toe.

And, that one?

Austrian.

No, the other one.

Oh...Stamp.

Ok, I think we are done here and I'll be on my way.  Before I go, I think this is the part of the sketch where I ask about your best seller.

That would be orange sherbet.

Eww!  Now, that is disgusting.

No idea why people still order it.  Be ice cream or be nothing.