First Day on the Job: Taco Bell Food Tester

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Ok Clark, we’ve got some exciting new recipes for you to try today. Are you ready?

Carl: It’s Carl but sure, yeah I’m ready.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Ok, first up we have beans, lettuce, tomatoes, ground beef, cheese, sour cream and crunchy tortillas strips all wrapped up in a tortilla.

Carl: Isn’t that a burrito?

Taco Bell Lab Tech: No Caleb, burritos don’t have crunchy tortilla strips. This does so it’s different. Now, how does it taste?

Carl: It’s Carl.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Please just answer the question.

Carl: Fine. It’s sort of like the burrito I guess but a little crunchier.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Perfect. Now try this one. It has beans, lettuce, tomatoes, ground beef, cheese, sour cream and crunchy tortillas strips all stuffed into a taco shell.

Carl: That sounds a lot like the first one.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Except for the taco shell dummy! Ha! This is completely different and new. How is it Carlyle?

Carl: What? My name is Carl. It’s really easy C-A-R-L. It’s short for Carlton.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Carbo-ton?

Carl: Just Carl.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Carbomb?

Carl: No Carl.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Catbutt, got it. Now how does it taste?

Carl: Whatever. It tastes kind of like a taco supreme to me.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: Excellent. Ok, last one. This has beans, lettuce, tomatoes, ground beef, cheese, sour cream, crunchy tortillas strips wrapped in a torilla, stuffed in a taco shell.

Carl: Ok that’s a reverse double-decker taco with crunchy tortilla strips in it.

Taco Bell Lab Tech: That’s right, now eat it stupid.

Carl: It’s delicious.