Tuesday, March 25, 2014

What to do, what to do?

Alright folks. Something has been bothering me lately. I've always lived by the motto "no regrets." And also YOLO. But mostly "no regrets," because saying YOLO makes you sound uneducated and like you are probably the product of meth addicted parents.

But there's one thing that really has me questioning things. What if in 40 or 50 years I regret not getting more tattoos while I was younger. Will I be able to get tattoos when I'm in my 70's and 80's? Or will my skin be too wrinkled up by then?

And should I start now? Can you get a bunch all at once, or is that something that you have to pace yourself and spread them over several years? And is there a bulk discount if you get several? Or would it be best to do a short prison term and get them done on the inside?

What if I'm playing with my grandchildren and they ask me something like "Grampa, why don't you have any tattoos on your neck like Calex's grandad does?" or "Did you know that Trixi's grandad has a picture of his first wife on his forearm? Why don't you have any ex-wives and tattoos of them?"

How to I respond to that?

Your thoughts or suggestions are appreciated.

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