Dog Poop

Now that I have your attention...

So there is a real life company called 1-800-Dog-Poop. They have a website and everything. Google it. I won't link to it here (unless 1-800-Dog-Poop would like to advertise with our fine blog).

You can't get them to come in for Six Sigma training. No, they won't handle your trust fund needs. They won't walk your company through an IPO. So what do they do, you ask? Well, they pick up dog poop.

According to their website, it is a national network of pooper scoopers. For a fee, they will come to your house, business, or neighborhood and pick up all of the dog poop.

That's right. When Fido does his business, you could lean over and pick it up with a sanitary dog doo bag. Or, your lazy ass can just leave it where he drops it, walk back inside and make a phone call to 1-800-Dog-Poop and they'll come get it in a few days. No questions asked. 

You can also drop a pin from your iPhone to ensure they get your dog's poo. No one wants to pay for the Wilson's dog mess. That's their problem.