Well, hello there young lady. My name is Harvey. I was just wondering if you were, in fact, a library card, because **chuckle, snort** I'm signing you out. Checking! Er, checking you out, rather. I am checking you out.
Yes, I suppose you're right, it is the books that get checked out instead of the library card, per say. Yes, you too. Enjoy your evening.
Excuse me, miss. I was wondering if you were a parking ticket, because you have "fine" written all over you.
Yes, and to you as well. Drive safely.
Pardon me, but if you were looking for something cute and furry I believe I meet all of your Koalafications. Wait, where are you going?
Owl just wait here then.
Let minnow if you change your mind.
Ha, that was hawkward.
...what's another animal...think, Harvey, think...
Hello. Harvey Van Deferens, CPA. You know there are three types of accountants, those who can count and those who can't.
No, that's what makes it funny, you see...wait...YOU'RE TURNING MY ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE INTO ACCOUNTING HARDWARE!
Your loss.
Hello there, young lady. That is a lovely dress you have on this evening. I just wanted to let you know that I am all yours and ask what your other two wishes are.
Oh, you liked that one, huh. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you laugh while you were in the middle of your drinky drink. I think you got a little something on your neck there, let me get that for you. Funny, this lighting is so bad in here it almost makes it look like you have an Adam's apple. Why yes, I would love to dance with you. That is certainly a firm grip you have. I appreciate that in a woman.
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