Pure Country

You're listening to "Hey, cat!  Get down out of that tree."  on K-LVIS Redneck Radio.  We'll return after this word from our sponsor.

Howdy, Friends!

Uncle Folksy here to tell you about our newest product addition here in the Folksy family, Uncle Folksy's Pure-Mash Ethyl Alcohol Soppin' Gravy and Household Disinfectant.  That's right our newest addition to the product line is down-home, old-fashioned, homey, folksy, pure and natural.  So stop off at the Five and Dime on your way home today and pick some up.  Or, better yet, give the Mrs. some foldin' money and send her on into town for a bottle of Uncle Folksy's Ethyl Soppin' Sauce...whatever I called it earlier.

Look, I really just bought this air time for a chance to talk to you, the listener, about some things that we as a country are facing today.   If you are like me and have an inherent distrust of foreigners, misgivings about women who vote, and aren't afraid to state the obvious; all Canadians smell funny, then I hope you'll help spread the word and support my ideals by shopping locally with genuine Uncle Folksy certified products.  Now with longer words on the labels so the lady of the house doesn't get any ideas about readin'.

Time to get back to the program, but pick up some of my soppin' alcohol today for all your soppin' needs!  Vote straight-party ticket and don't pick up hippies on the side of the road!