1. take the entire office staff out for lunch at Taco Bell for one week (probably need to limit it to the value menu to make it through Friday, and nothing with "volcano" in the name, we still have to get stuff done after lunch)
2. resign from this blog and sign a no-compete clause for any competitors' blogs for a period of six months
3. Dawson's Creek box set, start to finish, including dvd extras (come on over in your PJs and "fold in" if you want some of that action)
D. have thirty pages on your desk by tomorrow morning
E. go out for drinks and then back to your place, but no kink
6. upgrade from Crown Reserve to Crown XO on my next trip to the liquor store (That stuff is guuu,uuud.)
VII. let you finish the rest of my lunch, excluding Klondike bar
8. **this entry deleted by board moderator**
9. touch, but not handle or pick up a piece of white dog poop
10. paint most of your car
11. You and me, Nickelback with backstage pass, all-access. You in? Hey, c'mon, man.
Somehow I thought I could make it through the rest of my life without thinking of Nickelback...I guess that was a bit fanciful of me.
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