Placing an ad

Phone rings in an office

AD GUY: Good afternoon, Nashville Daily News ad sales.

CALLER: Yeah, I’d like to place an ad for my business in your paper.

AD GUY: Ok, great! How big of an ad would you like to place?

CALLER: Well, how much we talkin’?

AD GUY: A half of a page is 300 per day, a quarter is 175---

CALLER: Whoa, 175? That’s a little much for a quarter, ya think?

AD GUY: Um, well, you can get an eighth for 100.

CALLER: Yeah, that’s more like it.

AD GUY: Great, whats the name of your business?

CALLER: Sweet, man.

AD GUY: The name is Sweet?

CALLER: Nah dude, its Ricky’s.

AD GUY: Just Ricky’s?

CALLER: Yeah.

AD GUY: And are you Ricky?

CALLER: The one and only, brother.

AD GUY: Ok, Ricky, what should the ad say?

CALLER: I want it to say Ricky’s in big bold letters. And my pager number should be on there.

AD GUY: Did you say pager number?

CALLER: Yeah, like how customers call me, ya know.

AD GUY: Got it. And what about an address or phone number?

CALLER: For address put “10^th Street between Elm and Westwood St. and outside of Pickett’s Gas Station.

AD GUY: Wait, wha-?

CALLER: Never past Westwood. Put that in all caps. Not again. Not while Jinx is running things.

AD GUY: Um, we-

CALLER: And No schools. In bold.

AD GUY: Sir, what kind of business are you advertising?

CALLER: Just put, sales and recreation. That’s good.

AD GUY: Are you advertising selling drugs?

CALLER: Uh, naw, just recreational…products.

AD GUY: You’re trying to advertise for drugs in the paper?

CALLER: No, no-its just…Well, business is slow.

AD GUY: I don’t even--- Got any ganja?

CALLER: You know it, bro. 50 bucks a quarter.

AD GUY: Pickett’s in 15 minutes?

CALLER: See you there. Cash only.