afraid to keep running Windows XP- I don't need Microsoft's support or approval.
the ideal weight for my height
completely convinced we have walked on the moon- I mean I'm like 99%, but some of the footage does look a little sketchy.
sure why Caddyshack is the best golf movie ever made and Caddyshack II is the worst- just the worst
about to stop watching House of Cards- Kevin Spacey was born for this role and Robin Wright is delightful.
intolerant- except for when it comes to lactose and hippies
overwhelmed- I'd say I've got just the right amount of whelm.
understanding how Rolling Rock can have such a smooth, drink-ability, while Rolling Rock Light has notes of sweat and a "foot-ish" aftertaste
gay- but that Matt Lauer is a handsome man
aware that the pick up line "Do you work at Dick's? Cuz you're sporting the goods" has ever not been well-received
fully insured
violating my restraining order
the guy that cut you off on the way to work this morning- A lot of people drive late-model Ford Fiestas, so back up, friend.
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Next post is lucky number 40!
...sure this buffalo urine extract is really going to help me grow hair back
ReplyDelete...convinced that NO ONE heard me sneeze just now. I know you people heard it and are simply refusing to say "bless you". Show some blarting decency- I HAVE FEELINGS!
ReplyDelete...aware of the number 40's good fortune.
ReplyDelete...sure we'll make it to number 40.
ReplyDelete...sure why Will continues to doubt the power of BUE. I mean, look what it's done for his upper lip.
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