"If you miss, make sure you miss high."
"Well, then you hold the flashlight and I'll go in."
"Did that guy just flip me off?"
"Malik should have been back by now. I'll go outside and take a look."
"Yeah, I need two Meximelts, one Chipotle Ranch Chicken Nacho Griller, and two Crunchwrap Supremes...oh and a large Vanilla Dr. Pepper Freeze. Can I get chipotle in that?"
"We're gunna be on Tosh.O"
"They don't bite. Here, I'll show you."
"Yeah, maybe you're right. I'll get that checked out tomorrow."
"Beer after liquor, never sicker. Liquor after beer, never fear...wait, that's not right."
"You got a problem, Chief?"
"Remember to jump out, not up. Like this."
"I'll have a Red Bull mixed with ____."
"Is it recording yet?"
"Why don't you just come on over here and make me, Big Man?"
"Just grab it by the tail and pull straight up. That way it can't reach you."
"Hold my beer..."
"Let's get Doritos Locos up in here!"
"These razzleberries taste kind of sour."
"Start off at about 20 and if I hold up one finger, speed up, but if I hold up two..."
No, I think that sound means it's done...
ReplyDeleteI think you connect the negatives first and then the two positives at the same time. Here, move over...
ReplyDeleteI wonder where this cosmic worm hole goes.
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