Wednesday, February 11, 2015

My House. Eight O'Clock in the P.M. Every Ding-Dang Night.


Let it gooo. Let it go. I am one with the wind and sky.  Let it...Oh, hey Dad, just belting out some of the classics.  Mmm, she said she needed some "alone time".  I'm good.  Doing good, how 'bout you?  Good...uh, I was kinda watchin' that before...Ok then, and where are we going in such a...alrighty upstairs it is.  Oh, that's ok we don't...No, I already brushed my teeth, so we can just...I'll go turn my show back on and...Why are you looking at me like that exactly?  Hey, c'mon.  I mean I'm almost six years old, so I don't think I would actually forget to brush my teeth at this...Are you feeling the toothbrush?  I don't know why it's dry.  I mean, I mean I'm not a toothbrush scientist here.  I mean what am I a...one of those lab assistants here, a uh, a toothbrush technician, if you will?  I mean come on now, we're both adults and...Are you seriously sticking that toothbrush in my mouth with nothing on it but toothpaste?  Come on, man, a little water on the bristles please.  We've been through this.  I thought we were friends here...Whoah, sorry about your shoe.  No, I was, I was.  I said I was!  I don't know what happened, I was aiming for the sink, you bumped my elbow, a little water on your shoe...no biggie, right...Hey!  Hey, hey, hey, whoah, it is not time yet.  No, no, no, no... look the sun is still out!  Come on, man, that is not from the street light, it looks like high noon in the Sahara out there, Dad.  I just...I just...ok here it is...I just want something else to eat, ok?  I'm...very hungry, and I thought I had more time, so...I don't know what I want.  What do we have?  Yikes, ok...easy there old timer, I'm going, and I can do without the pushing, please.  I don't know, I think it was down stairs.  I had it while I was watching tv.  Well of course I need it, how would you like to sleep without a pillow...Don't get angry at me!  I'll be happy to go get...Ok, I'll wait here with Elsa and my water bottle.

Well, thank you, it would have been a long night without...Oh that?  It's probably just some spilled water.  Hey, how are you and Mom doin'?

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