Well, your posts aren't so great either. Maybe you're the terrible writer.

Do you like a hot cup of  Snapple?

Do you like a smooth Lionel Richie power ballad?  I'm talking about the Commodores here, not any of that solo crap.

Do you like pina coladas, but not necessarily getting seized in a deluge?

Do you like happy endings?  I mean in your movies, lets keep it clean, fella.


Well, if you answered "yes" to any of those questions...
I have a few more.  They follow as such:




Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

Have you seen my pants?

How famous does someone have to be before they are considered "assassinated" rather than just "murdered"?

Does this look infected?

If you drop a penny from the top of the Empire State Building, what is wrong with you?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Does this taste funny to you?

Why do people run from me?


Thank you gentle reader.