Wilkes-Barre Community College, October 2015

Professor Wilsmith Hasselhoff docks his hoverboard outside his office and sprints down the hall to his 2:15 lecture on Moderately Influential American Blogs of 2014.

Ok class, I apologize for my tardiness, I had to stop for space fuel on my way to campus and left my bitcoins at home.  Today we will be looking at the third most influential blog of 2014, This Blog Needs More Snark. Turn in your quantum textbooks to space-page Alpha 619.

The leading "Snarks", as history would remember the contributors of the blog, were comprised of Will Roberson, whose most enduring contribution to the genre consisted of naming one of his characters, "Hoffmore"; Brian, who remains a darling of the literary world for his universally hailed bold choice of Helvetica font; MoneTerry, who left the group shortly after achieving financial independence through a series of successful 1-800-Dog-Poop brick and mortar franchise openings; Pappy Lester, currently on tour as a life coach/action star; and Stately Wayne, who became known for frequent misspellings and really seemed to lack focus in keeping the fourth wall up for the duration of many of his weaker posts.

Oh, I forgot it's cake day in the breakroom.  Not sure whose birthday it is, but I'd better go check it out.  Guess I'll just save this and come back to it later when I have time to expand on the story and give the characters more development.  Whoops!  I hit the "publish" button instead.  Oh, well.  I wish everyday was cake day.  I hope there is still time to get a corner piece.  Maybe it's chocolate.