Vacation Adventure

We are never going back there again.

I just think that maybe, you’re overreacting.

That’s easy for you to say. I don’t recall you almost being lowered into a vat of acid.

Oh please. It’s not like it was boiling acid.

Acid doesn’t have to be hot you idiot, it’s acid. It can peel your skin off at room temperature.

I don’t think name calling is really appropriate.

Name calling isn’t appropriate but almost getting lowered into acid is just fine?

Listen you didn’t get lowered into acid after all did you? So the bottom line is that today, just like every day, you didn’t get lowered into acid. That’s really not so hard to deal with. In fact, I get not lowered into acid all the time. I’m being not lowered into acid this very minute actually, as are you. There’s really nothing to complain about.

I think you’re severely underestimating the impact of the threat of being lowered into acid.

Fine, whatever. I just wish you could at least pretend you enjoyed our safari vacation with an impromptu visit to an aboriginal headhunter village.

I want a divorce.