Brainstormed Ideas for the New Rascal Scooter Model Name Put in the Maybe Pile

• The Freedom
• The Liberty
• The Dignity
• The False Sense of Independence
• The You Can Take My Driver License But You Can't Take My Rascal (Especially If I Swallow the Key)
• The Yes I Went to My Doctor Appointment, Stop Badgering Me
• The Did I Ever Tell You About the Time...
• The Your Kids Will Remember to Call You on Your Birthday This Year for Sure
• The Large Print Edition
• The I'm Sorry Officer I Thought This Was Street Legal
• The I Thought Retirement Would be Different