Man vs Dog

 Me: *pulls into grocery store parking lot, gets out of car*

Dog in car next to me: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Me: Why are you barking at me? I’m not in your car, you can’t possibly think the entire parking lot is yours.

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Me: Stop it. Stop barking at me! I have a right to be here.

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Me: Ok, listen. Fine. I don’t have time for this. I have to get beer, jalepeno cheddar poppers, and beer so I’m going to walk into the store. BUT THIS DOESN’T MEAN YOU WIN. I’M ONLY LEAVING BECAUSE I HAVE TO, NOT BECAUSE YOU BARKED AT ME.

Dog: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK